Goddamn I hate surveys

hahahaha You rock Lahulian.

ha.. I'll actually answer this.

1. What is your name? Amy

2. What is your quest? to seek joy

3. Where do you live? eagan

4. Why is it so boring there? because damn it.. it's minnesota.. ugh.. I could go on forever why minnesota sucks.

5. Of three wells, hatred, fear, and happiness, which do you think Count Dracula would drink from? What if one of the wells was chocolate instead? I think happiness.. because I think he's only pretending to be happy.. and if it was chocolate.. definately that.. it's like weed for him

6. Would someone kill you? probably

7. Given the choice, which state of the union would you like to have invaded by Canada? um.. state of the union?

8. We all know the Moon is made of cheese. Which type of cheese? psh.. chedder and mozzerella of course!

9. How many orgies have you had in your lifetime? (Orgy being foursomes and up - threesomes count as half an orgy) haha obviously a million.. okay no.. none.

10. What are you wearing? my abercrombie pants and a tank top

11. Is it sexy? yep

12. Do fingernails matter? yeah I guess

13. Have you ever not told a secret you swore you'd tell everyone? um.. no

14. Have you ever pissed off a famous person? nope

15. Have you ever seen a man eat his own head? haha no

16. Do you know what 9/11 times 2356 is? no clue.. do you even know what it is?

17. Did you know that any month that starts on a Sunday will have a Friday the 13th? yes I did know that actually.. considering I was born on friday the 13th

18. Would you be as hardcore as Rocky and eat raw egg-yolks for breakfast right before the Big Fight? no.. man that guy is hardcore

19. Does this livejournal make me look fat? yep

THE OBLIGATORY CHOOSE AN OPTION PART OF A SURVEY

20. Your ass, or a hole in the ground? I don't get it.

21. Being top scientest in your field, or getting mad cow disease? wait.. what's a scientest?

22. Alien or Predator? alien

23. Dead or Alive? alive

24. Day or Night? night

25. Democrat or Republican? democrat

26. Top or Bottom? depends on the situation

27. Cheese or Dinosaurs? dinosaurs.. they are cool.

28. South America, or Real America? real america isn't a country.. but guessing you mean north america.. definately north america.

29. Teletubbies or Barney? haha barney is creepy.. he's like the dinosaur version of michael jackson.. like seriously.. he WANTED us to think that kids going over to his house was safe.. but you know that when the cameras were off he raped them all.. even dot and BJ too.. I mean what kind of name is BJ? there is definately sexualness to the show.

30. To Be or Not to Be? to be

THE EQUALLY OBLIGATORY "FRIENDS" PART OF A SURVEY

Which of your friends...

31. Has the biggest nose? no clue

32. Has the shortest toes? feet are icky. I don't look at them

33. Has the most asymetrical face? uh.. I duno

34. Farts the loudest? hahaha no clue

35. Enjoys putting lipstick on sheep?(You can submit multiple answers for this one if you wish) john, michael, paul and you of course! : )

36. Secretly has dirty thoughts about America? uhh.. john?

37. Would perform oral sex on you just to prove a point? hahaha ryan probably

38. Is most likely to become Vice President to a robot? michael paul

39. Drinks blood? you? I bet you do.

40. Drinks gasoline? I hope no one does

41. Drinks liquid plasma? dude.. I don't even know what that is.. this is sad.

42. Is most likely to die sad, cold, and alone? uh.. I wish I knew.

yeah that's right.. I'm cool for answering this.. haha julian you rock.

no no no no, I put lipstick on toads, other than that good answer.

Ok Julian, this one's for you

1. Marisa Elizabeth Swan Gage III.
2. To find all of the mystical colored runes throughout my digital world, replace them in the sacred stone and fight the evil demon on the last level.
3. You know, You've been there ; )
4. Because you aren't around enough!
5. Count Dracula doesn't like chocolate, that is only a myth brought about by that stupid Count Chocula. He is already hated, feared, and is very happy with Mrs. Dracula. He would drink from the well entitled " Vampires Drink Here"
6. I'm sure of it.
7. Hmm...I would say Iowa, but then Canada would be too close to us for my liking. And I think that overall, Nebraska is pretty pointless. But, so is Oklahoma. And Kansas.
8. Swiss, because you can see the holes in the telescope.
9. Too few for my liking.
10. a poncho.
11. Most definitely.
12. Overall, no, not really. They are just ugly bits of dead skin that girls pay too much money to have painted.
13. I'm ashamed.
14. Define famous. Omarosa and I once had a death match over who's name is weirder.
15. No, but i've seen a catapillar do the same thing.
16. can't say I do.
17. I had a hunch, but this confirms it.
18. First of all, my Big Fight would be like, competitive eating. And eggs would make me queasy, so no. But I would eat eggs in other forms.
19. MamaSpanish can be misleading.
20. for you to do what? Sexual- hole. Everything else- my ass.
21. scientist. though I do like me a good mad cow.
22.Alien
23. Alive
24. Both!
25. Democrat/Independent
26. Top
27. Cheese, if I could eat dinosaurs, Dinosaurs.
28. For Lovers- South. For everything else, North, as long as its not being corrupt, then Canada.
29. BARNEY
30. Isn't that the question?
31. You?
32. Maddie?
33. toss up.
34. Tie.
35. Trick Question: The true question is: who doesn't enjoy putting lipstick on sheep?
36. A good majority of us, i think.
37. I dunno.
38. The Gongzi
39. Dracula
40. Too pricey, Paul quit.
41. same.
42. Me?